updatE after a millioN yeaRz

im back!
LOL~ wth i noe la.. din update a mil years ago
so here it is! yay much?!
as if u guys give a D***
=.=


(another pointless post)


hmm.. today during sejarah, i was like.. sleeping the whole period
and i was suprised nobody cared !
i tot teacher wil wake me up
but i was awake by mak yee leng (i think) shout , or stg likdat..
den vanisha asked me wat happened to me
... i jz made tis crying face (jokingly) so she jz continued her stuff
... i think, tat, maybe.. the anser to her question was HEARTBROKEN
..well, i hope not.


(another emo post)


so.. ya. ill stop it wif the emo-ness


HEY! i don even noe my eng marks and position in class
sux rite?
sobz.. i noe T_T
aihs.. don care laa
sure 40/41 de
tak peduli dah~
i dah biasa pun!



haha~ watch dis yo!
my fav~ smosh!
deng! anthony looks so "adam lambert-ish"
haha~ bt i stil love him!


PEOPLE!
i jz wana say!
i love him. i noe u do too.
haiz.




~~ later tat evening ~~
yer. all he said was "?" and "OIC"
hah?!
i duwan chat wif him liao. so stinks bomb one! (learnt fr shumi)
=(
stupid guy!
cheh.. suan lo. promise duwan chat wif him liao
- jie say he nt leng zai -
reli?
=.=
she who aso nt leng zai de la
oni leehom is =P
aihhh!!!

*sigh*
xoxo (my new stylr of ending a post. sure write halfway, forget write liao de.. u all c laa.. when i wil stop using this "XOXO" or shud i say FORGET!!)

sEx aD

SMOSH'S NEW VID
(carmen cHAN!! if yr reading this..YEAH! i like smosh betta den nigahiga..ops~)





There comes a time in every mans life
when he grows hair where it used to be bare

I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
Because periods suck (and commas rule!)
This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!

Chorus:
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed

And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,
And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
(OH MY GOD IT BURNS!)

And did we mention
The risk of getting STDs
Not just gross hookers have it
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basketball
Wait a second this is not about sports
Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts

Chorus:
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed

Your body is growing
You will get hairy
Your little voice will start to change
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
Your pits will stink
You'll get zits on your face
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
So listen to this song every day